COACH JOE’S PICKLEBALL JINGLE

My pickle ball verse will bring good cheer to players who’s shots are too far or too near.

For those 2.5s'  who strive for  3.0,  it’s all in the "stroke" that will make it so.

Don’t worry 3.5s' if you can’t make 4.0, there’s always those clinics with good old “Coach Joe.“

All ye stuck deep in low-level skill ruts, “Coach Joe“ to the rescue to work off your butts.

Soon 4.0 comes and then it goes, now its 4.5 that tickles your toes.

“Coach Joe” stands ready to do his best, but the player must pass the 4.5 skill test.

But some need a "miracle" to grant this request.

Along comes “Coach "MO"  the best of the best,.

Only HE can fulfill this player's lofty request. 

“Coach Mo tells Coach Joe” not to worry or fret,

just teach them to “drop shot close to the net.”

“Coach Joe” did as told, and achieved success,

now his players win  medals for doing their best.

“Coach Joe” teaches confidence, control, and focus. So pay no mind to the False Profits of Hocus Pocus.

These words “Coach Joe” preaches ye best remember:

You never give up, and You never surrender!

Even a score of “0 to 10,” play your hardest of pickleball  to the very end, and you just may win to play again.

But if unforced errors are still ruining your game,

Call “Coach Joe”  or  "yourself" is the only one to blame.